| Quick Joke |
[22 Oct 2009|10:08am] |
At a recent Manchester United-Liverpool derby, Sir. Alex goes into the United changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only Liverpool and we can’t be bothered, they're sh!t”.
Fergie looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub.”
So Fergie goes out to play for the Red Devils by himself and the rest of the United team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the television on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Manchester United 1 - Liverpool 0 (Ferguson 10 minutes).” He is beating Liverpool all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until Scholes remembers “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on.” They put the teletext on. “Result from Old Trafford: Manchester United 1 (Ferguson 10 minutes) - Liverpool 1 (Torres 89 minutes).”
They can’t believe it; he has single-handedly gotten a draw!! They rush back to Old Trafford to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. He says, “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.”
“Don’t be daft, you got a draw, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!” the players say.
To which Fergie replies: “No, No, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”
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| Whoa, a posting at last? |
[19 Aug 2009|08:32am] |
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Glasgow c op says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law,
Licence and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop,
I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't
give me the ticket.'
Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the hell out of the lawyer and says
'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'
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| Police Blunder |
[16 Jul 2009|12:51pm] |
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I had to post this here simply because it irritated me so much. More proof of what a useless collection of imbeciles we have for a police force in the UK.
Woman arrested for burglary
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| No Parking |
[19 Jun 2009|12:39pm] |
An amusing no parking sign. I guess it would probably be fairly effective.
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| Golfing Nun |
[16 Jun 2009|09:08am] |
Looks like we're back to sporadic updates again. No material to post, and time flies by real fast. It'll be Christmas again before we know it!
Anyway, here's a joke somebody emailed to me today.
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'
'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'
'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed. 'So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'
'Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!'
'Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. 'You must tell me all about it!'
'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother -540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.
And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight !'
'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'
'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!'
'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.
'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!'
'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.
'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!'
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...
'You missed the f***ing putt, didn't you?'
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| Some Toilet Humour |
[20 May 2009|08:19am] |
OK, I've neglected the journal for nearly a month again, so here's something new. Well, it's not new actually, it's years old. It turned up in my email this morning, and there may still be some mileage in it.
Rules of pooing at work
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is
inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival
Guide for taking a dump at work.
CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the
smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't
know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until
the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the
smell has left your pants.
FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and
check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and
come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may
become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave
of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it.
Pretend it did not happen.. If you are standing next to the farter in
the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is
uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK -- When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun
pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this
should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has
left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just
occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo
hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink
up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF
SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME -- Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door
after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts,
it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with
the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER -- A colleague who poos at work and is proud of
it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom
with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around
the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.
THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) -- A group of co-workers who band
together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This
group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where
you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the
opposite gender . This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your gender
entering the bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this
occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way
you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH -- A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a
fart, a WATERMELON, or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when
used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt
that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an astaire, leave the bathroom
immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.
WATERMELON -- A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon
coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANAOMELET -- A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud
splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an ESCAPEE. Try using
a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.
UNCLE NED -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.. Could
spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the
pot. An Uncle Ned makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as
you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits
you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
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| Hawking |
[23 Apr 2009|10:07am] |
I suppose it's not funny to make fun of people when they're ill, but I found the following amusing. Sorry.
Get well soon!
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| Orbital Outhouse |
[19 Mar 2009|02:44pm] |
I just chanced upon the NASA and Russian Space Agency logo for the new toilet that has been installed on the space station.
At least they still have a sense of humour.
Orbital Outhouse Team
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| Moronic Quiz Answers |
[05 Mar 2009|10:49am] |
This is from an email that arrived this morning. I think it might have done the rounds before, although I find it amusing enough to post here.
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title
Contestant: Leicester
BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
Stewart White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm
Stewart White: Correct And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant: Strong.
Stewart White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis
Stewart White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?
LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant: France .
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris .
THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.
BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )
DJ Mark: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoyne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?
GWR FM ( Bristol )
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER )
Phil: What's 11 squared?
Contestant: I don't know.
Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle..
Contestant: Is it five?
RICHARD AND JUDY
Richard: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.
RICHARD AND JUDY
Richard: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er. .. ..
Richard: He makes bread . . .
Contestant: Er .. ....
Richard: He makes cakes . . .
Contestant: Kipling Street ?
LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona .
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .
NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question: What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant: The Pacific.
ROCK FM ( PRESTON )
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
Steve Le Fevre: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant: Magna Carta?
JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)
James O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?
CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )
Chris Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna ?
Caller: Japan .
Chris Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er ...... Mexico ?
PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (long pause): Fourteen days.
DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland ?
Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland ?
Daryl Denham: It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant: No.
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
Phil Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er. ... ..
Phil Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . .
Contestant: Blimey?
Phil Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . ..
Contestant: (Silence)
Phil Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant: Walked?
THE VAULT
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia.
LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant: Jewish.
Presenter: That's close enough.
STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)
Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus.
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| Shock Bonus |
[26 Feb 2009|08:42am] |
I thought this was a particularly noteworthy news story. This is about a Swedish woman who discovered a rather shocking mistake on her bank balance - an over-payment of an amount that could bail out an average troubled bank, and still leave change.
Woman finds $1.73bn in bank account
I shall now go and check my bank balance, but I don't expect to find anything of the sort in my own account :-(
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| Some Pictures Of The Snow |
[12 Feb 2009|01:09pm] |
I decided to post a selection of photos here from the recent snowstorms. This has definitely the most extreme snow I've known in the area for years. A week and a half since the first snow, there are still spots where it has not thawed. It has all thawed and refrozen to ice now, making it rather treacherous to walk on at times.
The first night-time photos around Kettering were taken on the first major snowfall on Monday 2nd, and the remaining ones on the even heavier storms of 5th and 6th.
  
  
  
 
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| Virgin Passenger Complaint |
[29 Jan 2009|12:23pm] |
This is apparently doing the email circuit worldwide now, so you may have already read this elsewhere. This is a complaint sent to Sir Richard Branson by a less than happy passenger on a flight from Mumbai to Heathrow last year.
Passenger Complaint Letter
Another satisfied customer. I must say that my own experiences of airline food have been OK, except maybe on an American Airlines flight from JFK to Heathrow. In that instance I was served a piece of salmon that seemed more like a slab of pink rubber.
Then again, I'm not a great lover of eating fish. We were served pizza on the outbound flight, so that more than made up for it.
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| Lawn Chair Larry |
[16 Jan 2009|06:43pm] |
An amusing story about a guy who teathered 45 weather ballons to his garden chair to try and hover above his back yard. It didn't quite work out.
Lawn Chair Larry
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| Snow, Man |
[05 Jan 2009|10:24am] |
Looks like it's that time of year again. Lying in bed early this morning, I could hear splashing sounds whenever a car passed the house, so I assumed it was raining. However, it came as a bit of a surprise to open the curtains and find a blanket of snow covering everything.
Surprisingly, this did not affect my journey into work too badly. It seems most people must have chosen to stay at home.
It looks as though it's all melting away already though, but more snow is predicted over the next few days.
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| Happy New Year |
[03 Jan 2009|01:25pm] |
Happy New Year to everyone, from the Helsinki Llama Patrol.
Here's a strange and mildly amusing clip from a Japanese TV commercial to kick off HLP 2009.
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| Bad Railway Joke |
[23 Dec 2008|12:11pm] |
A dreadful joke for you today!
"A major rail company have sacked several of their managers for putting models of Rudolph and his pals on top of their ticket offices.
They strongly deny that this is another example of Political Correctness gone mad.
They just don't want staff with high deers above their station."
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| Jailbreak |
[10 Dec 2008|01:15pm] |
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This is a story I found amusing that Jim emailed over today. Security at a German prison appears to have been breached by an inmate who hid in a box and was collected by a courier firm.
Full story here: Courier Prison Break
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| Roomba Driver |
[03 Dec 2008|11:54pm] |
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A short video clip that I found highly amusing, provided by Jim if I remember rightly.
This is the first post I'm making in an attempt to inject some life back into the Llama. It's been nearly three months since that last post. Jeez.
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| Shine On |
[19 Sep 2008|11:57pm] |
A small tribute to the late Richard "Rick" Wright.
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| Finally, an update |
[09 Jul 2008|02:57pm] |
OK, so it's been nearly two months since anything was posted here. There's been a real drought of material worthy of posting.
So, here's a joke:
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.
This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"
I actually have one little favour to ask of anyone who reads this. Could you take a moment to post a reply? I'm trying to determine how many people still read this journal - if any!
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| Anonther Poor Joke |
[10 May 2008|07:54pm] |
It's been a few weeks since the last post so I thought I'd better leave a cr*p joke here for you.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a b*tch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
I do apologise.
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| Council complaint letters |
[23 Apr 2008|05:15pm] |
Listed below are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
18. The man next door has as large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
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| Joke |
[08 Apr 2008|11:39pm] |
James, as usual, came home really late one Saturday night after being at the bar all night drinking. Not only was he drunk, he was sloppy drunk. He carefully crept into bed next his wife, who fell sleep angry hours earlier, and gave her a goodnight kiss on the check in hopes that she wouldn’t wake up.
He awoke in the middle of the night to a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you,” demanded James, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?” The mysterious man answered “This is not your bedroom, and my name is St. Peter”.
James didn’t take the news so well… “You mean I’m dead! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t even said goodbye to my family… you’ve got to send me back right away!”
St. Peter replied “You cannot go back as you were, you have passed away James. However, you can be reincarnated - but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.” James was devastated, but knowing that there was a farm just down the road from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking at corn on the ground. “This ain’t so bad,” he thought until he felt a strange feeling churning inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said “So you’re the new hen, huh? How are you enjoying your first day here?” “It’s not so bad” replies James, “but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m about to explode”. “You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “haven’t you ever laid an egg before?”
“Never” replies James.
“Well just relax and let it happen.”
And so he did, and just a few uncomfortable seconds later an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him - emotions got the better of him as he experienced the joy motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him… ever!
The joy of motherhood continued to build and, just as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shout “James, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you’re sh*tting the bed!”
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| Another Funny News Blooper |
[08 Apr 2008|11:37pm] |
I'm trying really hard not to launch into a vitriolic rant about the useless filth that my chosen internet provider describes as broadband, but hey.....
It seems Youtube clips have been the mainstay of the Llama Patrol entertainment of late, which I suppose is not a bad thing. Here's another one.
This one I laughed real hard at - pay attention to what happens around the sheet of paper to left side of the screen. Some sort of bizarre lizard appears to attach itself to the presenter - and he's not too happy!
Now, I have to go to bed. I need to get up for work in only six hours. Bah!
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| Flying Penguins |
[01 Apr 2008|08:16pm] |
For those of you that didn't see the BBC flying penguins clip that circulated today as an April fool gag!
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| A Post (At Last) |
[29 Mar 2008|05:12pm] |
It's been ages since anything was posted here. This is partly due to me starting a new job and being busy, busy. It's also because there has not been a single thing worth posting!
A few of us went to see Nightwish at the Astoria in London on Thursday, and I got this short video clip of the first bit of "Seven Days To The Wolves."
It's nothing special, just the usual mobile-quality clip. But I figured I had to post something here.
The barely audible "Oops, sorry" at the end of the clip was me stepping on somebody's foot.
Until next time...
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| Where's the cheese? |
[23 Feb 2008|12:27am] |
A little follow up to the Peter Russell Clarke TV chef blooper video that was posted here a few weeks ago. I found a radio interview with the very same chap. The language is a little less harsh this time!
Peter Russell Clarke interview
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| Fashion Model Fall |
[31 Jan 2008|02:42pm] |
I think it's the reaction of the presenters that makes this clip. Nearly had me in tears of laughter.
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| Australian AD Bloopers |
[28 Jan 2008|05:24pm] |
A little gem that I saw in the b3ta.com newsletter this week. I would say this is definitely not suitable for viewing at work.
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| Horribly Addictive |
[26 Jan 2008|07:47pm] |
Here's a little game that somebody at work drew my attention to yesterday. Once you get the hang of what's going on, it's incredibly addictive.
I got as far as level 33 - see what you can do.
Filler
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[25 Jan 2008|09:45am] |
Here's an amusing little mishap. Apologies for the terrible audio, but that's the way it is.
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[23 Jan 2008|10:12pm] |
A very clever illusion...
Jim.
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[23 Jan 2008|11:43am] |
Just received via email, a little news story to make the males amongst us cringe.
Testicle Attack
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